Curse

Sidra Meum · May 16, 2005, 12:10 PM // 12:10

This quiz got a teacher fired because of its "altered meanings". Lets see how well everyone does.

Questions:

1. What is a four-letter word that ends in “k” and means the same as intercourse?

2. What is it that a cow has four of and a woman has only two of?

3. What can you find in a man’s pants that is about six inches long, has a head on it, and that women love so much that they often blow it?

4. What word starts with “F” and ends with “u-c-k”?

5. Name five words that are each four letters long, end in “u-n-t” one of which is a word for a woman?

6. What does a dog do that you can step into?

7. What four letter word begins with “F” and ends with “k,” and if you can’t get one you can use your hands?

8. What is hard, six inches long, has two nuts, and can make a girl fat?

9. What four-letter word ends in “i-t” and is found on the bottom of birdcages?

10. What is it that all men have one of; it’s longer on some men than on others; the pope doesn’t use his; and a man gives it to his wife after they’re married?

Answers:

1. talk
2. legs
3. a twenty dollar bill
4. firetruck
5. bunt, hunt, runt, punt, aunt
6. pants
7. fork
8. Almond Joy candy bar
9. grit
10. last name

Gauwyn Vorec · May 16, 2005, 12:57 PM // 12:57

Some of those questions are pretty stupid:

6. What does a dog do that you can step into? pants ???

What does a dog do? That doesn't make sense to me. Sadly, the teacher almost deserved it... maybe not fired, but suspended. I'm sure that made some kids pretty uncomfortable.

Dreamsmith · May 16, 2005, 02:30 PM // 14:30

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Originally Posted by Gauwyn Vorec

6. What does a dog do that you can step into? pants ???
What does a dog do? That doesn't make sense to me.

They pant when they're hot.

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Sadly, the teacher almost deserved it... maybe not fired, but suspended. I'm sure that made some kids pretty uncomfortable.

Err, I doubt very much that happened. That's got "urban legend" written all over it...

Sidra Meum · May 16, 2005, 03:20 PM // 15:20

I cant say if it really happen or if it was true. It was from another board elsewhere

I just thought it looked challenging. Specially when many threads involve around the symantics of "Is this word... " yadda yadda.

EnDinG · May 16, 2005, 04:15 PM // 16:15

Anyone else as turned on as I am.

Funny stuff, send it out on some E-Mails. =)

Willow · May 16, 2005, 04:37 PM // 16:37

No way on earth any teacher would ever administer that test.

Spartan2 · May 17, 2005, 12:15 AM // 00:15

I have a Pre-Ap Physics teacher that would administer that test if he could, no joke about it. He is one that believes if you find offense to something, it would be your right to say you are and not do it. Ofcourse the "test" would have to be for fun! I also had a Pre-Ap Algebra 2 teacher that would have administered a joke test like that. All fun, fun stuff.

ManadartheHealer · May 17, 2005, 12:56 AM // 00:56

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Originally Posted by Spartan2

I have a Pre-Ap Physics teacher that would administer that test if he could, no joke about it. He is one that believes if you find offense to something, it would be your right to say you are and not do it. Ofcourse the "test" would have to be for fun! I also had a Pre-Ap Algebra 2 teacher that would have administered a joke test like that. All fun, fun stuff.

Wow your teachers are way cooler than mine

1/2_Extreme · May 17, 2005, 01:04 AM // 01:04

ermm...im so confused

Guillaume De Sonoma · May 17, 2005, 02:31 AM // 02:31

3. What can you find in a man’s pants that is about six inches long, has a head on it, and that women love so much that they often blow it?
This one confused me 20 dollar bill?

Araigadai · May 18, 2005, 01:28 AM // 01:28

"blow it" means "spend it", usually in a non-worthwhile manner...

Devil's Dictionary · May 18, 2005, 02:18 AM // 02:18

Ah yes, there are similar things on every language.

Q: Where do women have curly hair?

A: (read from right to left) acirfA nI

Manderlock · May 18, 2005, 03:43 AM // 03:43

Wow I just got a F. I sereousely just got like 2 of thoughs right.

DaTD your new avie made me think that I was Fry being called a "Dirty boy, dirty, dirty boy" lol

Spartan2 · May 18, 2005, 04:16 AM // 04:16

My Math teacher last year used yo say something along "Fig pluckers pluck figs" or something like that, knowing that it could easily be reversed to say "horrible things". Heh, if anyone knows the whole saying, post it. My teachers are cool.